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You know in light of all this nazi stuff going on in Marvel I realised something, I feel sorry for the Hydra. I mean think about it, the Hydra used to be a magnificent mythical beast that got a great billing in disney's hercules which incidentally is the first time I saw a Hydra on the big screen when I was only a little boy. And when I saw that rapidly regenerating and multiplying snake dragon I knew even then as a young naive boy that it was awesome. Now look at what Marvel has done, people no longer think of Hydra and see a beautifully badass mythical beast but a gathering of Neo-nazi bastards whom corrupt everything they come into contact with and I don't think that's fair.

I mean the Hydra must be sitting somewhere weeping from it's multiple heads lamenting this gross misrepresentation thanks to a major comic chain. Showing sympathy and laying it's head on the hydra's proverbial shoulder would be a cyclops whom also understands the sting from Marvel, and patting the Cyclop's back would be Medusa (I don't actually know about that Marvel Character so correct me if I've made a mistake). And all of them would agree that this would never happen in DC comics, in DC they would all get to meet Wonder Woman and be shown true to their legends and be done beautifully. In fact if Wonder Woman could see these mythical creatures in this state of sorrow she would not take it laying down, no she'd give the Hydra a very big and snuggly scarf so all the heads could feel like they are being cuddled. She would give Medusa and all her snakes a pair of nifty shades and a nice dress so they could go out on the town with the gals and she would take the Cyclops to one side and show them episodes of Futurama so they could see how Leela Tarunga is a much more positive represenation of the cyclops race (and is incidentally a much better mutant than Scott Summers ever was).

And she wouldn't stop there, no she would no doubt start a rally to end the gross misrepresentation of these mythical beasts through unwanted association with horrible media representation and try to reignite interest in the core and more badass mythical roots. And you know who would be helping her do all this? Newt Scamander! Yes he's affinity with magical creatures and love for all things beasty and mythical would make him the perfect match for Diana's campaign and you know the two of them would love to meet each other. I can imagine Diana fan girling over how much she loved his book and Newt gushing that he's meeting a greek demi-goddess, and here's the thing! Warner Bros does both the Harry Potter movies and the DCEU so a cross over CAN happen! Imagine that! Superman flying with a Quidditch team, Batman waving a wand at Olivander's and Newt and Diana meeting with Hagrid to discuss the campaign to reallign our perception of the misrepresentated mythical creatures thanks to Marvel's poor story choices.

Okay I went on a bit of a tangent there, so let me sum up...the Hydra organisation are nazi scum...but the Hydra creature is a badass mythical beast whom would never support any ideaology Adolf Hitler would put forward. When you think of the Hydra think of the awesome beast from Disney's Hercules, and not what Marvel Comics has done. #MythicalBeastsmatter

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:iconthescarletmercenary:
TheScarletMercenary Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2017  Student Filmographer
That's why I'm sticking with the Ancient Conspiracy HYDRA and not the Nazi HYDRA....
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Foxy-Knight Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2017  Student Writer
Ancient Conspiracy Hydra you say? Tell me more
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:iconthescarletmercenary:
TheScarletMercenary Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2017  Student Filmographer
Well I did a little research and I found out a few things.

A fun fact about HYDRA, they have been around since the stone age. Agents of SHIELD just revealed that in the MCU and I loved it!
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Foxy-Knight Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2017  Student Writer
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
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TheScarletMercenary Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2017  Student Filmographer
So that's what my version of HYDRA's gonna be. An Ancient Conspiracy who instigated a lot of things in the world. Hell HYDRA was on both sides of the War, but my version did not predict the creation of Captain America so they knew he was going to be trouble. But they have redeeming factors, not only did they instigate the bad things, but they instigated the good things.

In WWII HYDRA is bing led by a Triumvirate consiting of Zemo Strucker and Schmidt, and out of the three Schmidt's the one the other two agreed that is giving HYDRA a bad name. Strucker really does not believe in the Nazi ideology he would think that a united world is a better one and Zemo only hates Captain America, but he's still a monster... mostly to his son.

I would like to experiment with the Evil Cap concept, but instead of changing his Timeline, I could have Skull getting his paws on Loki's Staff and easily controls Steve. But when Steve snaps out of it Steve had his darkest moment in his life and killed the Red Skull.
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Foxy-Knight Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2017  Student Writer
See this sounds promising, makes Hydra more than of a threat, roots the evil cap in a believable and dramatic fashion and has some good plot devices
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TheScarletMercenary Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2017  Student Filmographer
Yep, plus I can make it more dramatic when I bring Red Skull "back to life" for my Civil War story.

Besides Zemo, the first one, is going to do something very extreme in the name of killing Captain America.
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Foxy-Knight Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2017  Student Writer
This sounds interesting to say the least
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AzureVirgo Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2017
What? :confused:
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Foxy-Knight Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2017  Student Writer
Has this speech confused you a little?
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AzureVirgo Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2017
Yes.
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Foxy-Knight Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2017  Student Writer
basically I had a stray thought walking from work about the mythical hydra and how Hydra in marvel has caused the comic company a lot of bad press and how nobody thinks of the mythical hydra anymore
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AzureVirgo Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2017
Thinking... Possible
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:iconfoxy-knight:
Foxy-Knight Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2017  Student Writer
yeah?
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:iconazurevirgo:
AzureVirgo Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2017
Depends on your reference. Some may know the Hydra as a mystical creature and don't like that Marvel is messing up the name name.
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Foxy-Knight Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2017  Student Writer
Yeah that is the idea
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amethystangel228 Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2017
... That was awesome.
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Foxy-Knight Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2017  Student Writer
I had this theory in my head when I walked to work this morning and I've been holding it in all day...
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Dkalban Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
yep
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:iconfoxy-knight:
Foxy-Knight Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2017  Student Writer
wow
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:icondkalban:
Dkalban Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
?
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:iconfoxy-knight:
Foxy-Knight Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2017  Student Writer
I have been holding that in since this morning
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Dkalban Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
nice to have it off your chest?
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:iconfoxy-knight:
Foxy-Knight Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2017  Student Writer
yes I think so
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Dkalban Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
:)
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