Nosefartu-Not a tool
This is told from the POV of Vlad
I look myself up and down in the mirror, as I can see and anyone else who'd pass me by with correct eyesight could see I have a reflection. This alone differentiates me from those monsters. But no, apparently there are still some very ignorant and stupid people who can't quite tell the different between those who are Nosefartu and those who are not a tool.
What really annoys to the nth degree is the ignorant arsehole who made such a stupid mistake is now our intelligence officer (if you could call him such a thing). I pose and flex my muscles, oh yeah you're practically girl bait Ragun me boy...I'm half expecting Valerie to laugh or come up behind me all...I resist every urge to punch the mirror...I don't need anymore bad luck to come my way.
I suppose I should head down to the training room, aka the basement. Handy place the halo orphanage, in a street where everyone seems to avoid for some Scooby Doo reason or another. Not